A.R.T. Autognomic Response Team

Who are we?

We are an organization, that exhibits a knee jerk reaction in many situations, to problems, that are generally unperceived by the world at large.
e.g. we are possibly taking care of your bodily functions without your awareness or control, right now!

A.R.T should not be confused with ART, defined as vanity sometimes expressed subtly enough to pass as something more, thus adding to the confusion of life itself.

Disclaimer: A.R.T. is not affiliated with the GLF (Gnome Liberation Front) or GLA (Gnome Liberation Army UK)

Membership: For obvious reasons this is confidential.