There was a young lady from Guelph
Who fell in love with an elf
When they finally arrived home
She found twas a gnome
That shortsighted lady from Guelph.


short_sightedThe moral of the story is:

Sometimes you get a better deal than expected.

Gnomes Rule

There once was a wench from St. Rose,
Who hated the wart on her nose.
“I think you will find,
That true love is blind.”
Said her date, a gnome with three toes.