Gnome (2016)

Synopsis: Our PG rated short film is an unexpected tale of a Gnome returning home from a day of collecting nuts and finding a caterpillar struggling to reach for …Synopsis: Our PG rated short film is an unexpected tale of a Gnome returning home from a day of collecting nuts and finding a caterpillar struggling to reach for leaves outside his house. The goodnatured gnome helps the caterpillar and gives it some leaves to gnaw on. But when it’s bedtime for the gnome, he only needs to deal with the gnawing sound.

Little Gnome Facts

Grandmother’s last wish to have gnomes lining funeral route scuppered

Over her lifetime she had collected a series of  garden gnomes from all over the country.

So when it came to her funeral, Veronica Pratt had one special request – she wanted the colourful little characters to line the route.

The family of the 82-year-old grandmother duly obliged, placing 30 of them on a roundabout past which the cortege would drive.

Killjoys: Council workers remove the gnomes grandmother Veronica Pratt had wanted to be left lining her funeral route in Pembrokeshire
Killjoys: Council workers remove the gnomes grandmother Veronica Pratt had wanted to be left lining her funeral route in Pembrokeshire

But almost inevitably, the  touching tribute fell foul to that scourge of modern life – the elf ’n’ safety police.

The gnomes were scooped up by council officials who said the little figures could be a ‘danger by distracting passing drivers’.

Gnome Limericks

There was a young lady from Guelph
Who fell in love with an elf
When they finally arrived home
She found twas a gnome
That shortsighted lady from Guelph.

 

short_sightedThe moral of the story is:

Sometimes you get a better deal than expected.

Gnomes Rule

There once was a wench from St. Rose,
Who hated the wart on her nose.
“I think you will find,
That true love is blind.”
Said her date, a gnome with three toes.

Gnomenclature

  • Gnome woman, gnome cry
  • Gnome man’s land
  • Gnome on the range
  • Gnoman Empire
  • Miss Gnomer
  • Gnome Chompsky
  • Gnomer Simpson
  • Wait ’til your father gets gnome
  • Sherlock Gnomes
  • Make gnome mistake
  • Gnome man is an island
  • Gnomenclature
  • Gnome place like home
  • Gnoman conquest
  • Pheregnome
  • Gnoming me, gnoming you
  • Gnomination
  • Gnomic
  • Gnome mercy
  • Gnome wasn’t built in a day
  • Gnome alone
  • Gnome sweet gnome
  • Gnome ward bound
  • Gnome Gnation
  • Once you go gnome you are never alone
  • Keep calm and go Gnome
  • I’m sexy and I gnome it
  • There is gnome body like you
  • Gnome away from Home
  • I love you gnome matter what.
  • Gnomology
  • Gnomad  ( gnome that does not have a fixed garden)
  • Gnome means yes
  • that’s Gnormality