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The Story of Time Traveller

Time Traveler got a letter bomb from a man with a walking stick on a passenger jet and fell into the eternal pit of hell but it was all an accident and all hell broke loose. Time Traveler then escaped through a secret passage, she jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and with her last ounce of strength she defeated her enemy and the world was safe again... but for how long?

posted by Time Traveller 17th April 2004


The Story of Dr. Gnoo

Dr.Gnoo traveled with a wild dog in Tokalue during an important business meeting but it was all an accident and he banged his head on a wall. Dr.Gnoo then met his long lost son: Dr.Gnoo the Second, he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and to the disappointment of some he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Brazil...

posted by Dr. Gnoo A.P.

 

The Story of Jeanie

Jeanie was friends with a baby boy in Ireland and got 3rd degree burns because her leg hurt and a heated argument arose. Then Jeanie ran around like a lunatic, she made a giant leap across the ravine and which defies what that fortune teller told her, she got caught by the police and was sentenced to 41 years in prison.

posted by Jeanie in a bottle

 

 
 

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