- A remarkable feature of Lawn Gnomes is their ability to remain still for hours on end – .making them excellent private dicks or policemen on a stake out ( not to be confused with a BBQ )
- Rather than run from humans, Lawn Gnomes have learned to stand perfectly still, to the extent that they are often confused with statuary.
- Lawn Gnomes are rarely seen together, as they are nocturnal creatures.
- Lawn Gnomes prefer darkness, and if caught outside as dawn strikes, they instinctively freeze in whatever position or location they were in. This stationary pose lasts until dark. During this time, Lawn Gnomes go into a sort of trance, where they rest, and explore their surroundings with their telepathic powers.
- It is a little known fact that Lawn Gnomes have a long standing alliance with rabbits. And among some cultures it is said that “Whever you see a rabbit, there’s a Lawn Gnome messing with your stuff.”
December 31st, 2009 | 
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