Gnome Limericks
There was a young lady from Guelph
Who fell in love with an elf
When they finally arrived home
She found twas a gnome
That shortsighted lady from Guelph.
The moral of the story is:
Sometimes you get a better deal than expected.
Gnomes Rule
There once was a wench from St. Rose,
Who hated the wart on her nose.
“I think you will find,
That true love is blind.”
Said her date, a gnome with three toes.
