Gnomes On Dope

Fartland - A world of imagination where everyone lives by flatulation. Without fart gas,  they would all rot from fresh air and die.

• Play your own tune on the Farting Nun Organ
• Design your own special  fart with the Fartmatic 5000

The Farting Gnome

- a mythical beast that lives in the dorm rooms.  He opens peoples doors and farts on their floors when they are gone.

Did the farting gnome go in my room and zeph again??

Fartland fairy story

The heaven (and sometimes hell) of farts.

Where they come from and go back to after the stork delivers them into your colon and out your ass.

“The poor little fart escaped my asshole to return to Fartland where he could be back with his family. ”

Fartland
Parody of “Heartland”

Hear her bum supply it upwind
Don’t smell it
Hear her bum supply it upwind
Much to your chagrin
You start choking
And the flatulence
Turns foul and pungent

Beans & broccoli
And fake crab meat
A six pack, collard greens
Ol’ cheeses tried
Eggs and cabbage dishes
Lots of things with curry

She’s a fartland
She’s a farting girl
She’s a fartland
Didn’t know
She was a fartland
Fartland
Fartland

It’s no fun listening to her spin
She says it’s from a passing man
She even fans her nose with her hand
But she is bereft of
A word that’s sincere
And the poisoned air
Brings a flood of tears
Though you pinch your nostrils
She dutch ovened matter
You’re soured from the ordeal
Relief can’t be called upon

She’s a fartland
She’s a farting girl
She’s a fartland
Onions sowed
She was a fartland
Fartland
Fartland
Tuna casserole
Now she’s a fartland
Fartland
Fartland