The reader is advised that he or she may be subject to an illusion generated by an evil genius, and that his or her “sensory fibers” may be falsely manipulated at any time with neither advance warning nor any possible legal remedy. Apparently a new version of “God” has been released at version 3.0. It promises to be “softer, gentler and completely compatible and completely irrelevant.”
God Version 2.0 – The Jesus version. It worked 100% but was not adopted by many due to being perceived as far too simple of a solution.
God Version 1.0 – lots of regulations that were impossible to keep which led to update.
So feel free to contact G.O.D. if you must.