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literary works

- introduction

- Hardly's manifesto

- Took's world

- dissemination of truth

- waiting for revolution

- dishonoured logic

- living death

- emerging prophets

- futility of writing

- dreary

 

background info

- deception

- being eccentric

- faith

- gnormality

- insanity

- causes of death

- conversations

- wrath of God

- why G.O.D

 

art works

- 4X6

- gord art

- time for tea

- new reality

 

music

- comachrome

 

video

- movies

- hardly's picks

 

gnome

- gnome links

- Gnome University

- Gnomes in Academia

 

stress relief

- farting nun organ

- fartmatic

- page filler

- story generator

 

-Loonie Party

of Canada

Canada's first virtual political party

 

serious stuff

- nikki gnomide

- aaronius gnome

 

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The prophet is getting tired of standing in the rain.
His underpants are wet and he wants to go home. (dah)


She begs him to deliver his utterance,
But is about to be disappointed.
There are no ears ready to hear,
Even her cute ones.

We have dishonored logic.

Translucent raindrops have been sent by our sponsor,
But you accept the offer of a demon to escort you to hell.
Maybe there was a reason for you to be born after all,
As they tell me even hell has a servant problem.

Deception has desecrated the temple of reason.

 

Cleaning ladies, invisible creatures of the night,
Cunning vixens with superhuman powers,
Are always grinning in your absence.
They practice smiling in the mirror,
Dusting away your daily sin,

Cleansing your designated space.
They are fond of quoting ancient proverbs,
That no one ever hears.
But as dawn approaches,
They retreat to the toxic waste dump the other side of town.
Surely we have defiled reason.

Youthful street artists,
Full of meaningless plans,
Call for more wine.
Just make sure the anesthetic doesn't wear off,
They just might see the Truth,
And become radical and dangerous.
We have violated common sense.

During a sunset,
You might see someone chasing a gnome,
If you squint through just one eye.
After all, deception is a tricky business,
As certain as we have dishonored logic.
 

Hardly Gnome © 2004        who is Hardly Himself -----  ever

Wisdom is given in abundance to those that ask God for it.

 

Gnomes are a front to confound those not diligently seeking the truth.

Truth that is acceptable and comforting often closes the door  to further horizons, for fear of undermining those beliefs to which we cling.

 

It is not so  much a matter of wisdom, but  rather  a matter  of a fervent  desire  to unravel some of God's  mysteries that urges us on.

 

Gnomes on Dope was inspired by the book, Electricity for Beginners, the original edition, (still in a state of disappearance) not to be confused with the Revised Edition (after treatment)

 

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