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Gnomes & Gnomides – One of a race of imaginary beings (Hardly), first conceived as spirits of the earth, inhabiting its interior and that of everything earthly, animal, vegetable, or mineral.
The gnomes ultimately came to be regarded as the special guardians of mines and, malicious in all other relations, and extremely ugly and misshapen; while the females of the race, called gnomides,
| not more than a foot high, were endowed with supreme beauty and goodness, and, being the special guardians of diamonds, were chiefly known in the countries that produced them.
Swift on his sooty pinions flits the gnome, |
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A hedge of protection was developed concurrently with gnomic utterances and pronouncements. The privet is constructed of what on the surface appears “deep” but potentially is just disinformation.
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Its purpose is to protect the inner sanctum from penetration, except of course from the most ardent investigator.
With such lines as “The High Priests of Nostalgia stink up the place” or “the blind man smiles when you aren’t looking, standing in the rain. He really wants a sex change operation” a barrier is constructed to ward off casual inquiry.
Endure other people as God endures you.
It is better to be in a place that doesn’t fulfill.
It is even better to be in a place of suffering.
We desire neither.
Our God is a jealous God.
He knows how to get our attention.
God wants vital men, men to wrestle with, men who screw up so bad, that nothing else but the real thing will satisfy them. He doesn’t want to share you with a warm and fuzzy church, or even your beautiful family, if they have become your source of comfort.
If anything is going good in our lives, it just distances us from God. It becomes a substitute.
We are depraved and God loves us to much to leave us there. We live in a bubble where even the pangs of birth and death are anaesthetized.
The cries of the innocent dying of starvation, disease and violence are but distant thoughts we may get to next week if our schedule allows.
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Set of 3 Hand-painted Ceramic Garden Gnomes
- Three poses, approximately 12-1/4″ high each
- Hand-painted ceramic
Delightful hand-painted figures bring a touch of whimsy and maybe even good luck to your yard or garden.
Three poses, approximately 12-1/4″ high each
Hand-painted
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Travelocity Gnome
- Approximately 8″ tall
- Hand painted cast resin
The Travelocity® Gnome Whether he is placed in the garden, on the mantle, or checked through airport security, the Travelocity® Gnome makes for an attention grabbing splendid companion home and away or a pleasant reminder of trips to come. Hand painted cast resin. Approximately 8″ tall.
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Echo Valley Hiking Solar Gnome
- Yard brightener
- Painted resin
- 10 Inches Tall
This garden gnome has decided to take a walk through the garden at night. Good thing he has brought his solar mushroom with him to light his way. He would make the perfect addition to your gnome collection. The solar light recharges during the day and emits a soft yellowish color at night, which would add a warm, inviting glow to your yard all night long. Made of handpainted resin for long life and durability. Stands 10 Inches Tall.
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Gnomes 30th Anniversary Edition
Gnomes is the product of Rien Poortvliet and Wil Huygen’s observation of the local gnome population in Holland. Until Gnomes was first published in Dutch in 1976, these friendly nocturnal creatures were only represented in folk lore; descriptions were often incomplete or simply inaccurate. Poortvliet and Huygen, having studied and interviewed gnomes for two decades, set out to fill this gap with their own encyclopedic tome.
Gnomes covers all areas of gnome culture, including architec
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The Mooning Garden Gnome
- Shock your house guests and any dogs that want to use your lawn inappropriately.
- Crazy and insane twist on the traditional Gnome.
- Give your plants a good laugh, they deserve it for growing so hard!
Who needs those boring little frogs and turtles cluttering up your garden or yard? Spice up the place with a PrankPlace Garden Gnome. These funny little guys are made from high quality plastic, and are sure to bring some laughter to your life. The Mooning Gnome Our Mooning Gnome will definitely liven up your yard or garden! Measures 8 inches wide by 6 inches tall. Made of durable PVC plastic.
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On Strike Sleeping Gnome Garden Yard Art Outdoor Statue
- Gnome stands up – or lays down
- Great addition to your yard.
Cute Mr. Gnome stands up – or lays down! – for his rights. A witty tribute to hardworking folk that’s right at home whether gracing your garden, or decorating your office desk! Stone/polyresin blend. 9 1/4″ x 4″ x 9″ high.
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Slumbering Gnome Garden Statue Yard Art Outdoor Patio
- Indoors or out, this fanciful statue adds a witty bit of humor that’s sure to warm the heart of any hardworking gardener
- Made from polyresin
- Measures 12″ x 5″ x 10″ high
After a long day’s labor tending the garden, a rosy-cheeked gnome settles into his favorite hammock to enjoy a well-earned rest. Indoors or out, this fanciful statue adds a witty bit of humor that’s sure to warm the heart of any hardworking gardener! Polyresin. 12″ x 5″ x 10″ high.
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Terrapin Trading, C5/TDE-48254, Garden Gnome, Large
- Greet visitors to your garden with our charming and traditional “wood-cut” gnomes!
- Made of durable polyresin with added UV paint inhibitors
- Suitable for both indoor and outdoor use
- A whimsical addition to your garden or a wonderful gift!
- Made with care and of the highest quality
Made of durable polyresin, 19.5″ tall with a red cap and blue coat, the original Terrapin Garden Gnome is the leader of our delightful collection of authentic “wood-cut” gnomes that bring charm and whimsy to any garden
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